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Rider Mask

🎭 Hyper-Realistic 3D Print
🚴 Fits Under Any Helmet
😂 100% Guaranteed Laughs

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    Wore the toothless grandpa on a group ride Saturday morning. The guy behind me had to pull over because he couldn't stop laughing. Best $29 I've ever spent on cycling gear. Already ordered the mustache one.

     Jake M.
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    Bought it as a joke but honestly it's a solid balaclava — breathable, fits perfect under my helmet, no fogging on my glasses. The fact that it makes every driver at a red light do a double take is just a bonus.

     Chris R.
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    Got the smoking granny for my dad's birthday. He's 54, rides his bike every morning, and he literally called me crying laughing when he opened it. He wore it the next day and sent me a video of people honking at him. Gift of the year

     Tommy D .
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     See It. Laugh. Ride. 

    What Riders Are Saying

    Real reviews from real ugly riders ⭐

    ★★★★★

    "I'm a mountain biker and I wore the smoking granny on a trail ride. A guy coming the opposite direction literally stopped his bike, took off his helmet, and said 'what the hell am I looking at.' We ended up riding together the rest of the day. Made a new friend because of a mask."

    Tyler H. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "Got the toothless one for my brother's Secret Santa. The whole family watched him open it and my mom laughed so hard she had to leave the room. He wore it on his morning ride the next day and came back saying two people rolled down their windows to take pictures of him."

    Megan D. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "I was skeptical about the quality but this thing is legit. Wore it on a 30-degree morning ride and my face stayed warm the entire time. The elastic fits snug without being tight and it doesn't move around under my helmet. Oh and my whole cycling group now wants one."

    Brandon F. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "My husband is impossible to shop for. He has every cycling gadget known to man. I ordered the mustache grandpa not expecting much and he literally texted me from his ride saying 'this is the greatest thing you've ever bought me.' He's worn it every single ride since. Finally won gift-giving."

    Nicole A. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "I'm a mountain biker and I wore the smoking granny on a trail ride. A guy coming the opposite direction literally stopped his bike, took off his helmet, and said 'what the hell am I looking at.' We ended up riding together the rest of the day. Made a new friend because of a mask."

    Tyler H. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "Got the toothless one for my brother's Secret Santa. The whole family watched him open it and my mom laughed so hard she had to leave the room. He wore it on his morning ride the next day and came back saying two people rolled down their windows to take pictures of him."

    Megan D. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "I was skeptical about the quality but this thing is legit. Wore it on a 30-degree morning ride and my face stayed warm the entire time. The elastic fits snug without being tight and it doesn't move around under my helmet. Oh and my whole cycling group now wants one."

    Brandon F. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "My husband is impossible to shop for. He has every cycling gadget known to man. I ordered the mustache grandpa not expecting much and he literally texted me from his ride saying 'this is the greatest thing you've ever bought me.' He's worn it every single ride since. Finally won gift-giving."

    Nicole A. VERIFIED BUYER

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     Your Group Ride Will Never Be the Same. 

    Three riders. Three ugly faces. One unforgettable ride. Built for cyclists who take the road seriously — but never themselves.

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    Testimonials

    Customer review
    ★★★★★

    Wore the mustache legend to Telluride and people would NOT leave me alone. Three strangers asked for photos... This mask pays for itself.

    Kevin W.
    Customer review
    ★★★★★

    Every single person on the chairlift either laughed or looked genuinely confused. One ski patrol guy asked me if I was okay. Best day of skiing I've ever had...

    Connor B.
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    ★★★★★

    My daughter bought me this as a joke... Wore it on a ride with my crew and now three of them ordered one. Legendary.

    Ray D.
    Customer review
    ★★★★★

    My wife walked into the garage, screamed, and then laughed for five minutes straight. Haven't even put it on yet and it's already the best thing I own.

    Mike T.
    Customer review
    ★★★★★

    The print quality is insane — every wrinkle, every hair, even the cigarette looks real. This thing is a work of art disguised as a balaclava.

    Alex K.

    FAQs

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    Does it fit under a helmet?

    Yes — it sits completely flat under any standard cycling, ski, or motorcycle helmet. No extra bulk, no weird pressure points. Put it on, strap your helmet, and ride

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    Does it fit under a helm Can I see clearly while riding? ?

    100%. The eye opening is wide and unobstructed with full peripheral vision. The mesh panel also blocks UV without affecting visibility — day rides, night rides, no issues.

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    Will the print fade or crack after washing?

    Nope. The 3D print is embedded into the fabric, not printed on top. Cold wash, hang dry, and your ugly face stays ugly for a long time

    What Riders Are Saying

    Real reviews from real ugly riders ⭐

    ★★★★★

    "Wore the toothless grandpa to my Saturday group ride. The guy behind me almost crashed because he couldn't stop laughing. Already ordered two more for my riding buddies."

    Jake M. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "Bought the smoking granny for my husband's birthday. He opened it, put it on immediately, and wore it to the grocery store. The cashier was dying. He says it's the best gift he's ever gotten — and yes, I'm a little offended."

    Lauren K. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "I ride 40 miles every weekend and this balaclava is legit comfortable — breathable, no fogging on my glasses, fits perfectly under my helmet. The fact that I look like a terrifying grandpa at every red light is just a bonus."

    Chris R. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "Got the mustache one for my dad for Father's Day. He's 57 and rides his bike to work every morning. He sent me a video of people honking and waving at him on the bike lane. He calls it his 'power mask' now. Worth every penny."

    Emily T. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "Three of us bought different faces and did a century ride together. We got stopped four times by people wanting photos. One guy at a gas station laughed so hard he spilled his coffee. Best cycling purchase our group has ever made."

    Danny W. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "I ordered this for my boyfriend as a joke. He now refuses to ride without it. His Strava profile pic is him at the top of a climb wearing the toothless face. His cycling club made him 'mascot of the year.' I created a monster."

    Rachel S. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "Used it on a cold morning ride and it actually kept my face warm and dry the whole time. The print quality is insane — people genuinely did a double take at the coffee stop. Functional AND hilarious. Can't ask for more."

    Marcus J. VERIFIED BUYER
    ★★★★★

    "Bought three — one for me, one for my brother, one for my coworker. We all wore them to a charity ride and the photographer couldn't stop laughing. Our team photo went viral in the event's Facebook group. Absolute legends."

    Steve P. VERIFIED BUYER